KAYAK

Ok, so i am high, sitting with the Blogfather and his girlfriend at my friend Joes house while he is still at work. i am currently teaching the BF how to illegally download entire albums more quickly and efficiently. Because everyone knows that efficiency is the most important part of ripping people off.

In the past five minutes, the following has occurred.

Joe's semi-crazy, but 100% awesome co-worker Verna just came in with him. She has to be over 45 yrs old, yet she immediately pulled out a joint and started talking about how joe asked her in front of customers tonight how she grooms herself down there. BLogfathers girlfriend compared Verna to a mother-figure to joe. joe said 'True.....but i dont think i've ever asked my mom if she shaves her carpet with a rock."

Joe just yelled out "My status is the baddest!" Twice.

Blogfather made a decision to go find the nearest gas station that serves tallboys and said the ironic thing about our current situation is that he went to Joes to 'be alone' and he is now surrounded by a bunch of idiots. (idiots was my word, not his)

Blogfather is freaking out because we are telling him he needs a tetnis shot after cutting himself on a dumpster and stepping on a nail. then Verna came in and told him he felt like he had a fever. joe just told him he looked jaundice...which is funny in its own right.

The Bearnstein Bears are on tv right on mute. all i can hear is some remix of the klaxons, which joe keeps yelling "it's soulwax, motherfucker." cool, joe.

Joe just confused Bob the Builder with Thomas the Train. who the fuck is bob the builder?

I am now teaching Joe how to illegally download music more efficiently as well and i'm pretty sure i just blew his mind. he is now yelling and cursing at his computer.

Joe just said "Ill fight a motherfucker over it". I guess that's an improvement over last week's "I'll go Nautical on your ass".

joe's kayak still looks extremely out of place in his apartment. i am now having an internal debate on whether or not a kayak is a boat. i also just realized that kayak is a palindrome. i am also wondering why they didn't make the word 'palindrome' a palindrome.

I want to go home, but the walk accross the parking lot from Joes place to mine seems virtually impossible.