CHICKEN POT PIE

it's been a while since my last blog. i took a hiatus because i was afraid i was becoming a pothead.

i thought it might be safe to smoke again, as i was out of the pothead zone, but now i'm right back where i started.

i hid from a bum tonight. i was on my way home tonight around 4:00am after smoking after work, and as i was walking in my building, i saw a bum coming in my direction. all i could think about was a story The Human Head told me at lunch today. apparently, when him and his friends ate mushrooms a couple years ago, they left a loft building downtown to go out. well, while walking to the bar, they saw a bunch of bums coming at them. convinced the bums were after them, they started calling them 'bum missals.' so i saw this bum missal coming at me, so i jumped behind a concrete wall. in plain view of the bum missal. i realized that should the bum missal have chosen to activate, i would have been screwed. because i was in no shape to combat bum missals, much less figure out a better plan than jumping behind a wall while he was looking at me.

speaking of missals, apparently chicken pot pie would make a really good weapon. whether it is frozen or hot, you could put it in a cannon and do some pretty major damage. especially if its hot. because it has been proven (by unanimous decision of the founders of this blog) that chicken pot pie is the hottest food ever. no matter what, it never, ever cools down. and this raises a pretty important question. if the pot pie is left in tact as a pie forever, and none of the heat escapes, will it remain hot forever?

on the subject of chicken, the other night i got on my elevator at 2am, and there were six fried chicken legs. the next morning i got on the elevator again, and there was one chicken leg and three chicken bones.